"My husband padlocks my manhood" - Gay Nigerian man cries

                      I want to break the padlock Chika explodes

I just read this on Stella Dimoko's page and it was so funny that i couldn't resist sharing. Which kind wahala be this when this guy put himself? So this kind film happens in real life?

 Chika (pictured above on the left) is a Nigerian gay man who lives in Germany. He married Marc Schwartz (pictured above on the right) a few years ago, but the union ended in 2010.

 In an interview with Stella this week Chika confirmed that he was back with Marc but...his penis is under lock and key! Continue...


Chika to Stella

I'm back with Marc but under lock and key. He locked my penis with a tiny iron rope that hold my waist and is not covered at the back but my front side is covered with aluminum and I can only pee and clean it.

How long have you had this?
Four months now

Is it not torture for you?
Well, it won't last long because I am thinking of separating from him. And I will break the key and divorce him and this time it's final, because I can't continue to be a good wife

So why did he lock it?
No trust, that's all

So why did you go back to him after last time you complained of too much sex which was causing you pain?
That's because I feel for him and also he always comes to beg. I didn't know it will be like this.

You're complaining now but were you blind when your penis was being padlocked?
I did it out of love charm not knowing I am imprisoning myself. I am trying to break that key and once it's done that means I am done with him. I am sick and tired of this suffering and smiling marriage because he cheats and still picks on me as if I am a kid and yet padlocked me. This is prison.
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Lol! I can only na wah for Naija!